St Hugh’s vote for College Monarch

first_imgSt. Hugh’s College JCR has passed a motion appointing a new, unelected ‘College Monarch’ and Upper House this week.Students voted in favour of the monarch and peer system, which it hopes will put the JCR more in line with British politics, since “Parliament has achieved a lot more than our JCR.”The new monarch will be officially required to make a speech at St. Hugh’s Christmas Formal Hall and attend the openings of new buildings and departments, together with “referring to themselves as “one” or “we” and developing an interesting wave”. JCR funds will be used to purchase a crown and scissors for the use of the new King or Queen.Further changes to the JCR system would see an unelected Upper House made up of organ scholars, wealthy members of College and Lord Alan Sugar.The monarch was randomly selected using a statistical programme devised by College Maths undergraduates. Alex Bolton, who proposed the motion, advised that the crown will now be passed on through the monarch’s closest college relations, provided that boys and older children have preference, and Catholics are disallowed. He also said the throne could be seized by anyone who killed the current monarch, although literal murder was not necessary.Bolton explained, “If you can pin something on them to get them rusticated that’s fine.”Bolton said he hoped there would be a space in the Upper House for those who had done favours to the JCR Committee, defining these as “money, sexual favours, whatever the JCR wants”.In a further nod to the British parliamentary system, the written constitution of the JCR will be split into a collection of different documents to be held as scrolls in the college library. These changes come in a week of extensive new proposals from St. Hugh’s JCR. One motion suggested that a naked statue be erected of Charities Representative James Barnard as recognition of his work for the JCR. Another proposed that the former JCR President Liam O’Connor and Vice President Cameron Dobbs go on an official date. The proposer, Jacqui Machin, said, “We’ve mandated them to do a lot of things, and now they need to do some man-dating themselves.”The most radical motion, however, suggested that the JCR Committee be disbanded altogether and its funds put towards a large annual “lash party”. The motion did not pass. The week’s changes drew mixed reactions from St. Hugh’s students. One first year said, “We’ve held our referendum and I voted in favour of the creation of a St. Hugh’s monarchy as I feel that the College would benefit from an unelected authority to temper the more boring democratic JCR elections. “I’m hoping for a Hugh’s royal wedding next year to rival Kate and Wills’. I’ve already bought my hat.”David Griffiths, a second year student at the college, said, “The new monarch is going to be a terrific addition to the life of St Hugh’s and I hope in this time of economic hardship we can treat their children and grandchildren to a needlessly expensive wedding and send them off to build bridges with the UAE. Long live the King. Or Queen.”St. Hugh’s JCR hopes to implement the system of monarchy and peers by next term. Concerns that a monarch will breach equality rules in the JCR constitution have so far been overturned, but the motion has not universally been received favourably. One third year student described the motion as “seriously fucking lame”.last_img read more

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first_imgAfter standing behind an armored vehicle on 57th Street for nearly 12 hours last Saturday, Feb. 5, West New York Mayor Felix Roque had a lot of time to think about the harrowing event that took place in Hudson County that day, and what it means for how veterans are treated when they come home from war. Earlier that day, a call came in to the police in North Bergen, a town that shares a border with West New York. Emmanuel Hernandez, 27, of West New York, had reportedly been seen inside a red Infiniti with a firearm on Kennedy Boulevard at about 2 a.m. North Bergen police caught up with Hernandez – an Army veteran who served honorably in Iraq – at about 2:20 a.m. at the QuickChek on Kennedy Boulevard. When they approached him, he reportedly became defensive and, as he fled in his car, he allegedly ran over a cop’s foot and struck the police vehicle. Click here for more. In Jersey City, in a room nearly as long as a football field, Mayor Steven Fulop kicked off a marathon series of speeches that in total are meant to serve as his State of the City address for 2017. “Although required by law to give a state of the city address, Mayor Fulop decided to do one in every ward this year,” said At-Large Councilwoman Joyce Waterman, introducing the mayor at the first of six events on Feb. 7. Holding the first in the Mary McLeod Bethune Center on Martin Luther King Drive, Fulop came to the heart of the poorest and most troubled section of the city – Ward F. This section of town, which runs from Liberty State Park into the center of the city, is plagued with violence and poverty. It poses the biggest challenges for a municipality that is otherwise seeing the biggest economic boom since Alexander Hamilton helped found it as a port city. Click here for more.After the death of Adrian Rivera, the 18-year-old Hoboken Housing Authority resident who was shot to death in his home on Jan. 24, Hoboken officials hosted a public meeting last week to discuss safety concerns and drug usage in the area. “We wanted to make sure that all levels of communication were open,” said 4th Ward Councilman Ruben Ramos, who actually had begun organizing the community meeting last December. According to Hudson County Prosecutor Esther Suarez, Rivera was the victim of a targeted attack. This was “Not a random act of violence,” said Suarez at the meeting. “We believe based on the investigation he may have been targeted or at the very least followed.” Click here for more. ×last_img read more

Puncheon fined for Warnock comments

first_imgCrystal Palace midfielder Jason Puncheon has been fined £15,000 and warned about his future conduct after admitting a Football Association charge for comments he made on Twitter in relation to his former manager Neil Warnock. The row blew up after Warnock delivered stinging criticism of Puncheon for blasting a penalty wide against Tottenham. Warnock had said on talkSPORT: “There’s no way I would’ve trusted him with a penalty. You’ve got to have somebody a little bit more cool, and he’s not like that, Jason. “He can whack a 35-yard free-kick in here and there but a penalty, with all the pressure on him at a place like White Hart Lane – not in a million years for me.” Puncheon retaliated on Twitter with derogatory remarks about his former manager, who said in a statement he had done “nothing untoward” and was addressing the matter directly with the player. The FA then charged Puncheon that in posting the comments, he “failed to act in the best interests of the game and/or acted in a manner which was improper and/or used abusive and/or insulting words, in contravention of FA Rule E3(1)”. Announcing the outcome of the disciplinary action, the FA said in a statement: “Crystal Palace’s Jason Puncheon has been fined £15,000 and warned as to his future conduct after he admitted an FA charge for Twitter comments he made in relation to Neil Warnock.” Puncheon, 27, posted a series of tweets – which he later deleted – following criticism of a penalty miss by Warnock, who had signed him on loan when manager at QPR in September 2011. The FA charged Puncheon as a result and has now fined him for the tweets. center_img Press Associationlast_img read more

Missing Woman Found Alive Thanks to the Alpena Co. Search and Rescue K9 Team

first_imgAddThis Sharing ButtonsShare to FacebookFacebookShare to TwitterTwitterShare to MoreAddThisThanks to the Alpena County Search and Rescue Team a 36–year–old woman was found around 9:10 am Friday morning after being missing for almost 24 hours.Concerned, the woman’s friends and family decided to call 911 to report a missing person after searching Norway Ridge Pathway Thursday.Thanks to the K9 Unit, the woman was found still alive but unconscious within 20 minutes after sending 2–year–old K9, Kiser out to search. This was Kiser’s first actual find.The Alpena County Search and Rescue Team is made up of 13 volunteer members from Alpena, Presque Isle and Montmorenecy counties as well as other parts of Michigan, so far the team has been successful in locating 2 live finds in 2017.The 36–year–old woman is currently in stable condition at MidMichigan Medical Center Alpena.AddThis Sharing ButtonsShare to FacebookFacebookShare to TwitterTwitterShare to MoreAddThis Tags: Alpena Co. Search and Rescue Team, K9 Unit, Missing PersonContinue ReadingPrevious Alpena County- Hopeful for a New JailNext Downtown Trash Clean-Uplast_img read more